I didn't get the promotion. Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. - Mindy! Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. What's this? SpongeBob SquarePants 1999 Genre: Animation A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the … You know, the alphabet. So... uhh ... wet . Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's ⬇ popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant , where... [The camera pans down ⬇ into Bikini Bottom ⬇ in front of the Krusty Krab ], Police ♀️: Back off ! Your life is in our hands. - You're hot. What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? Now, let's get started. Hey! SpongeBob : [SpongeBob picks ⛏ a slice of cheese out from his briefcase with some tweezers.] And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple! - Thanks. You never had a chance to defeat me, fool. - You got a family, Phil? Hehehehe... [Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. I guess you're right, Plankton. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Synopsis: After King Neptune's crown is stolen, SpongeBob and Patrick go on a quest in 6 days to retrieve his crown. Look-out Post ⌨ Pirate ⚓: [Squints ] Dinghy ahoy. [he chuckles to himself ] Well , let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive ♂️ employee-of-the-month awards . I know. It starts with an S. - That's me. - What do you want? Mr . Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. - Yeah? Who in this lifetime could I call a friend? - Right. Doesn't that make us a bubble-blowing double baby? [Goes into the walk-in shower, eats soap, inserts a hose in his head, and puffs up until soap comes out. Guys. Look, there he is. Yeah ! My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. [The perplexed crowd watches SpongeBob start to speak ] People of Bikini Bottom ⬇, as the manager of-. Fun at parties. Patrick: [Downcast and realizing SpongeBob's point] Sorry. Okay. We are men. Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. Did I miss something? Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. The road's getting kind of bumpy here. I'll just stop thinking about it. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " Plankton: Step right up. Need a hint? [Patrick appears flying on a banner naked with a "Go SpongeBob " flag in his butt ]. - I know. Neptune ♂️: It's not bald ! I did it! The new manager is a loyal , hard-working employee . Prisoner : But it's my job , Your Highness ⬆. You done... Hooray! He moves upwards to get a better look at something with his telescope. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? Bald! [Waiter throws one at him] Thanks. - I sure do. SpongeBob: Yeah. [Eyes widen]. Hey there, old buddy. Silence, Mindy. [he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him]. I guess so, Mr. Krabs. Take it easy ✅, friend . Squire: That would be nice. Take it easy, friend. Yeah! 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