I'm concerned that frog's in more trouble than she realizes. Well, whatever comes out, save it. Okay, so just normal penguin stuff now. Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the … Family Guy; Stewie Is Enceinte: Season 13 Episode 12 Overall 243 Air Date March 8, 2015 Previous episode Encyclopedia Griffin: Next episode Dr. C and the Women: Looney Tunes Edition. Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up site! ♪ I play my part ♪ Oh Can you see the head? Lines and actions with a double-asterisk are deleted from the final process (making this sort of a director's cut). Stewie: I think it's coming out of my mouth! You know what, we should just go out and start filming. Brian, I'm going to need you to deliver the baby. So, I wanted to talk to you about... A-Are you just gonna leave it on the table? It's a divorced woman who knows about lady parts and cheers you on. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. And I've also been experiencing a little morning sickness. What? Our first priority should be to keep the vinyl clean. It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. Oh, my God! Brian, I'm going to need you to deliver the baby. The song played during Peter's viral video is "Hey There Delilah" by … www.drodd.com. It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. The whole point of this was for us to spend more time together. "Get rid of it"? So I'm just some slut?! That's how Brian and I are going to improve our relationship. I was only distant because you've been so moody lately. It's starting to come out! Wait a minute-- Joe and Bonnie never used to spend time together until they had Susie. We'll get you the facts on this bizarre story. Brian we're pregnant! Oh, we're going to want these, Brian, believe me. Let me ask you, are you leaking? No Meg is pregnant? When Stewie … Simple. I don't know. I'm a thousand miles away But, girl, tonight you look so pretty Yes, you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true Yeah, so we're, uh, thinking about selling the house. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. What are you looking at? This is real life, mister, so man up! Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 Quotes. Hey there, Delilah, what's it like in New York City? Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up site! All right, Rupert, the fertilization device is complete. Guy! All of Stewie and Brian's children are half-human/half-dog hybrids, yet Dylan, another biological child of Brian's, is seemingly entirely human. All rights reserved. MEG Mom, according to Cosmo Girl, boys aren’t attracted to girls with glasses. How attached to them are you? "Family Guy" Stewie Is Enceinte subtitles. Kill me! It's just that Brian's been so distant lately, and we used to be inseparable-- like Jack and Jill. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long-sleeve open stitched crew-neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpson … ♪ You give love a bad name ♪ ♪ Bad name ♪ All right, Peter, get the camera ready. Jill had a tooth fall out, and she swallowed it, and then we had to root through her feces to find it. I mean, you have all these amazing qualities, and I'm kind of good-looking. (phone buzzes) Nah, nah, I'm not gonna get it. Please visit the official site for Family Guy. Thank you! What is his name? And then we took it to the dentist, and he put it back in her mouth. I know that Family Guy is not everyone's show, but dear god, this episode was one of the worst easily, like there is no jokes at all and the script is just disturbing and nauseating. (phone buzzes) Great. I can't believe Chris gets four million hits just crossing the street. Family Guy - Season 12 -"Turkey Guys" - Chris and Stewie. And I'm trying to keep the more attractive ones in this area. Why don't you spin another tale, crap-tooth? You need to get a big fat abortion right this second! Isn't that weird? And they're coming out of everywhere! Oh, I caught two of them trying to eat each other, so that's something we need to watch out for. I can't believe we couldn't come up with a viral video. And I've also been experiencing a little... morning sickness. What the hell are you doing? Now I just have to get into the machine, and then the machine does whatever it has to do to me in order to successfully impregnate me. I mean, what kind of feet can fit into these shoes? Eh, you know what? Well, you do have a son that you were never there for. God, we need so much stuff. Bank. "Family Guy" Stewie Is Enceinte subtitles. Step right up and see the amazing half man, half clam. Now, before we begin, I want you to know the record is just past my watch. I'm gonna lay it all out for Brian why we should have a baby together. You hit me! You're the one who insisted I be a stay-at-home mom. Stewie: Ha!I got your hat! Here's little Chubbo pulling up the rear. This is your opportunity to do things differently. Abortion! Chef Sylvester, on the other hand, I'm happy to say your sufferin' succotash was absolutely delicious. Is it some kind of bug? Coming up, a white waiter at a Chinese restaurant? Oh, wait, I don't know if you're gonna be in it, Joe. Hey, you want to go out and get some gluten-free pizza? Hey, you know, that's what we ought to do. Uh, uh, o-okay, c-can you wait a second while I put a towel down? Having a baby seems to have made them closer. Lucky there's a man who. Hey, I need you to take me to the doctor for my prenatal vitamins. The song played during the photo montage is "(You're) Having My Baby" by Paul Anka. That has been bugging me all day. You know what, we should just go out and start filming. TV Announcer: We now return to Top Chef: Looney Tunes Edition. Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video. Stewie: Oh, God, I think another one's coming! I don't know, I haven't even thought about that. ♪ Family Guy 13x12 ♪ Stewie ls Enceinte Original Air Date on February 15, 2015. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Are there a lot of stairs in this building? There's more! 'Cause I think we're really gonna surprise everyone. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they'll be adopted. All right, let's check our YouTube channel and see how we're doing. Because I have a bit saved. I'm not sure exactly. Let's do it! If you ever lay a finger on me again, I'll burn you in your bed. And I worked really hard on taking a picture of myself every day for a year and then setting the photos to an emotional song. I thought if we had a baby it would bring us closer together. You had a baby shower? You are getting an abortion, Stewie. "The Simpsons Guy" is the first episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series Family Guy, and the 232nd overall episode. That sucks. Wha What have you done? I don't know where to look! Yeah, the deaf one didn't hear Joe's lawnmower. Directed by Steve Robertson, Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum. And I worked really hard on taking a picture of myself every day for a year and then setting the photos to an emotional song. My turn again? Uh, 13? Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Directed by Steve Robertson, Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum. The season begins with an hour-long crossover with The … It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. I, uh sneezed real hard and all that came out. ♪ And you're to blame ♪ I'm not really sure. This is your opportunity to do things differently. Wait, what are you talking about? Shot through the heart And you're to blame You give love a bad name Bad name I play my part And you play your game Bingo. His name's not Dick, you idiot. Our child is growing inside me! You know, why don't you just say it? The show is quickly and … Family Guy - Stewie Is Enceinte#fg #familyguy #familyguy2021 I just I just feel like once I get them on a schedule, everything will be fine. marks an incomplete episode. What? You really are a natural caregiver, aren't you? To trap Brian into spending more time with him, Stewie takes Brian's DNA … What else? After a few seconds, Brian and Stewie Griffin suddenly run into view, both … That could be my favorite thing I ever seen. A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 13 E 12 Stewie Is Enceinte. Your vagina seems to have a penis and two testicles. You're pregnant with our baby?! What are you looking at? Is is that it? ♪ Yes, you do ♪ Is he gonna do it again? Well, I was only moody because you were so distant! That's getting old, you know. Oh, wait, I don't know if you're gonna be in it, Joe. We'll get you the facts on this bizarre story. The series follows the dysfunctional Griffin family, consisting of father Peter, mother Lois, daughter Meg, son Chris, baby Stewie and the family dog Brian, who reside in their hometown of Quahog.. Careful, don't get anything on the seats. It's like my body is just craving red meat. I took your DNA and inserted it into my temporary uterus through my fertilization device. Oh, no! Could could you do that now, please? Oh, God, I think another one's coming! Your dish was just a live rabbit who thought he was taking a bath. That's it, Rupert! Now, Brian, did you have any questions for the doctor? And now the viral video of the week, with over seven million views. Stewie gets himself pregnant with Brian's DNA, thinking a baby would bring them closer together. All the things that make us. Go push your buttons. ", (off-key tenor voice): ♪ La, ah, ah, ah. "Brian Griffin's House of Payne" is the 15th episode of the eighth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. Dad, can I get one of your head on the belly? Well, maybe you should look at the part of me where there's a baby coming out! Because I have a bit saved. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Oh, thank you for finding a way to make it sound horrible. This isn't one of your crappy short stories. Oh, um he's, uh he was, like, the main guy in Office Space. I got plans. Brian, save the placenta. It's Finn. We could be that kind of family. Your dish was just a live rabbit who thought he was taking a bath. I'm still keeping all the gifts from the baby shower. Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, and much more Family Guy, Family Guy images, reference, pop culture, references, look up, Stewie, The … Here's little Chubbo pulling up the rear. I-I normally wouldn't do this, but I was already kind of in the middle of something, and I just need to quickly respond, and there I am finiiished. Don't let your chocolate levels get too low. What? Family Guy - Season 12 - "Stewie is Enceinte" - Brian and Stewie. Our child is growing inside me! Meg sits at the table, reading a Cosmo Girl magazine and Chris plays with a Rubik’s Cube. marks an episode with not enough content. Could you do that thing where you take some fluid and tell me if it's going to be an imbecile or a cretin? It's starting to come out! Oh, God! Stewie: Laugh and cry! I mean, I'm no model, but Well, certainly not a runway model. Oh, hey, Bri. Uh, he was in, like, at least five s*x "in" the Citys. How did Murphy Brown make this look so easy?! © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Geez, how far along are you? (chuckles): what is wrong with me today?-- and drove off a local bridge. I don't know! What is his name? 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